2003-12-20���10:16 p.m.

I'm going to the hardware store

And buy you a great big hammer

Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart

And I'm goin' to the sporting goods store

And buy you a really heavy baseball bat

Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head

Beat me till I'm black and blue

And I'm hangin' by a thread

And I can get back up

And we'll do it all over again

I'm goin' to a liquor store

And buy you a really big bottle

Girly won't you pour some light into my life

Then I'm goin' to the firearms store

And buy a really big hand gun

Girly won't you blows these thoughts

Out of this head of mine

Beat me till I'm black and blue

And I'm very nearly dead

And I'll get back up

And we'll do it all over again